See, I’m not a hacker! But that’s what a hacker would say, isn’t it.

Anyway, I hope I get my dollar’s worth out of this.

Here’s a picture of what my son looks like now. He’s 15.

象って鼻くそありますか。

zou tte, hana kuso arimasu ka.

Do elephants get boogers? [ 3:16 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (10999)

僕はこの箱の中に鼻くそを保管しています。

boku wa kono hako no naka ni hana kuso wo hokan shiteimasu.

I keep my boogers in this box. [ 1:26 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (5093)

この鼻くそをあなたのおでこで拭いてもいいですか。

kono hana kuso wo anata no odeko de fuitemo ii desu ka.

Can I wipe this booger on your forehead? [ 2:55 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (4503)

誰が一番長い鼻くそを取れるんでしょうか。

dare ga ichiban nagai hana kuso wo torerun deshou ka.

Let's see who can pick the longest booger [ 1:53 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2504)

今日の夜ご飯は鼻くそです。

kyou no yoru gohan wa hana kuso desu.

We're having boogers for dinner tonight [ 2:11 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2440)

あなたの鼻くそをほじってもいいですか。

anata no hana kuso wo hojittemo ii desu ka.

Can I pick your boogers? [ 1:51 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2396)

僕の鼻くそはしょっぱいです。

boku no hana kuso wa shoppai desu.

My boogers taste salty. [ 1:49 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (3807)

One year old Tony is introduced to the harmonica.

Flashback to Dec. 23, 1998 [ 1:13 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (4656)