僕の好きな食べ物はサルの脳みそです。

boku no sukina tabemono wa saru no noumiso desu.

 

 My favorite food is monkey brains. [3:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2339)

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あなたのお尻はでっかいですね。

anata no oshiri wa dekkai desu ne.

 

 You have a big butt. [3:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2683)

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This was inspired by a friend in college who used to say after seeing a pretty girl, “Man, I’d drink a gallon of her bath water.”

あなたが入ったお風呂の水が飲みたいです。

anata ga haitta ofuro no mizu ga nomitai desu.

 

 I'd like to drink your bath water. [3:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2448)

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私の脇を舐めないでください。くすぐったいですから。

watashi no waki wo namenaide kudasai. kusuguttai desu kara.

 

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すみません、このめんたまを見つけたんですけど、あなたのではありませんか？

sumimasen, kono mentama wo  mitsuketan desukedo,  anata no dewa arimasenka?

 

 Excuse me, I found this eyeball. Is it yours? [3:36m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2328)

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どうしよう。またパンツにうんこを漏らしちゃった。

dou shiyou. mata pantsu ni unko wo morashichatta.

 

 Oops! I pooped my pants again. [3:29m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (4180)

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